Virgin & Knight costumes: VIRGINS-- Anything nurse or nun-like (white). Lingerie and spanking devices are encouraged... KNIGHTS-- Any colored sheet with any insignia/coat of arms. Add a sword, wacky headgear and coconut and you're all set.

Helmets - ANYTHING GOES! A colander covered in alum foil, a birdcage, a refurbished lamp shade. This Knight of Ni helmet was made with cardboard, plaster gauze, fur and coathangers.

Swords - Peices of wood with silver tape (or alum foil & clear packing tape) + coathanger/Alum foil handle wrapped in duct tape.

Coconuts- What they used in radio to sound like horses... 1. To drain the milk, drill hole in both ends (or knock out one of the "eyes" with a screwdriver & hammer. 2. Cut coconut in half (need a saw and a vice or a crazy friend) and 3. gouge out meat with a flathead screwdriver. 4. Put them "on a line" for easy accessorizing.

Puppets... Use em, make em... Attach a cord.

Animations: There's many to choose from.